...so i touched it.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
