I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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