she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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