Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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