oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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