I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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