Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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