I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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