I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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