So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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