Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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