it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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