We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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