my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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