Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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