But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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