You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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