"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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