Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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