what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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