yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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