Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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