Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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