morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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