At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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