Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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