Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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