That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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