Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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