I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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