$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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