So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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