hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i out mim tonsoeep
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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