I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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