shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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