i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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