Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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