If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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