I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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