So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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