i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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