I'm going to jail i love you
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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