Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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