I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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