I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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