week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just want nice things and good sex
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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