Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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