I'm gonna have a badass scar
Porn is love you can see.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
