My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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