I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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